Tag: political-jokes
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
“Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'”
“He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'”
“We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.” 
Q: Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog, Seamus, to the roof of his car?
A: Because his station wagon was full of wives!”
Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars?
A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs.
Q: What did Mitt Romney learn at Bain Capital?
A: How to destroy worker’s lives, steal pensions, pioneer outsourcing, and master tax dodging!
Q: Why is Mitt Romney so optimistic about the future of our economy?
A: Because he’s the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!
