Q: Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog, Seamus, to the roof of his car?
A: Because his station wagon was full of wives!”
Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars?
A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs.
Q: What did Mitt Romney learn at Bain Capital?
A: How to destroy worker’s lives, steal pensions, pioneer outsourcing, and master tax dodging!
Q: Why is Mitt Romney so optimistic about the future of our economy?
A: Because he’s the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!