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Texas Trooper

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Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?”

The cop answers, “You’re in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”

The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.”

The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for?”

The cop says, “Just making your wish come true.”

The passenger asks, “Making what wish come true?”

The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say to your buddy, “I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would’ve tried that sh*t with me!”

Speeding through Texas,

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Two guys from California were traveling through West Texas and get pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper tells the driver “Reason I stopped ya is because you were doing 87 in a 75.” The driver says “Do you need my license officer?” Trooper replies, “No sir, you’re getting a warning. He slaps the shit out of the driver! He tells the driver, “This is Gods country, don’t drive through it like Hell!” The trooper walks over to the passenger side and asks him to roll down his window, when he does the trooper slaps the shit out him too! The passenger shocked asked “What the hell was that for? I wasn’t driving!” The trooper tells him “That’s so you don’t get a couple miles up the road and tell your buddy here Boy I wish he would have slapped me like that!”