Speeding through Texas,

Two guys from California were traveling through West Texas and get pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper tells the driver “Reason I stopped ya is because you were doing 87 in a 75.” The driver says “Do you need my license officer?” Trooper replies, “No sir, you’re getting a warning. He slaps the shit out of the driver! He tells the driver, “This is Gods country, don’t drive through it like Hell!” The trooper walks over to the passenger side and asks him to roll down his window, when he does the trooper slaps the shit out him too! The passenger shocked asked “What the hell was that for? I wasn’t driving!” The trooper tells him “That’s so you don’t get a couple miles up the road and tell your buddy here Boy I wish he would have slapped me like that!”