Three knots August 23, 2013 Posted by Mike An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins. “How am I doing?” He asks. “Three knots,” she replies. “Three knots? What’s that mean?” “You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back.” Updated: March 14, 2018 at 11:54 pm ◀ Confession Nasty Q&A ▶