A lady went to the vets to ask about how to prevent her dog from snoring. As a result she was told that if u tie a ribbon around a snoring dogs penis her will roll over and stop snoring so she goes home and that night her dog starts snoring so she goes out into the kitchen a gets a red ribbon out of the droor and ties it around the dogs penis and sure enough he rolls over and stops snoring.
Later that night her husband begins to snore so she goes into the kitchen again and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her husbands penis and so he rolls over and stops snoring.
In the morning her husband wakes up and looks down at the dog, then down at himself and says “I dont know what happened last night but it appears we came in first and second!!