Insult the Facebook army, “ANTIFA” you will be banned. Socialist scumbags.
LAST MESSAGE ABOUT OUR DOG – DON’T BOTHER US ANYMORE.
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG, PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HER. 
YES, SHE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND AN IRANIAN TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DON’T APPROVE OF HER SMOKING, BUT SHE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HER MOUTH!
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first.” Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children.”
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, “These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?” God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow,
“The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.
