A MAN GOES FOR AN INTERVIEW AFTER HES SEEN AN ADVERT TRAPEZE ARTIST WANTED.THE INTERVIEWER ASKS THE MAN IF HE IS ANY GOOD ON A TRAPEZE WIRE,YES IVE BEEN DOING IT FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER REPLIES THE MAN.THERE IS ONE PROBLEM THOUGH SAYS THE INTERVIEWER YOU WILL HAVE TO DRESS UP IN A GORILLA OUTFIT AND THERE WILL BE NO SAFETY NET AND LIONS AND TIGERS WILL BE RIGHT UNDERNEATH YOU.NO PROBLEM,A DODDLE SAYS THE MAN.RIGHT YOU HAVE THE JOB START TONIGHT.SO THERE HE IS ON THE WIRE DOING ALL SORTS OF TRICKS WHEN HE SLIPS AND FALLS DOWN INTO THE PIT WITH THE TIGERS AND LIONS. HE SCREAMS AND RUNS TO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND SHOUTS IM NOT A REAL GORILLA LET ME OUT OF HERE WHEN A LION TAPS HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND SAYS SHUT UP YOU WILL GET US ALL SACKED…
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Funny jokes
In ancient times the great Norse gods were engaged in a protracted orgy. It had gone on for several days.
Finally, all were completely sated.
The first to rouse from his slumber was the Great Norse God Thor. He stood, reached down, picked up his wrap and placed it around his waist.
He looked around the Great Hall, noticing and remembering all the beautiful women with whom he had had occasion to copulate. He was very pleased.
He took several deep breaths and realized he was rejuvenated.
Looking about the Great Hall, he noticed movement back against the back wall. Squinting his eyes for sharper focus, he saw a young lady struggling to gain her feet. She was supporting herself on one of the great columns.
She was beautiful. It had been her first orgy and she had had a really great time.
Thor realized that he had not had this particular beauty over the past several days. She was up. He was up, so to speak. Why not?
“Hello!”, he bellowed. “I’m Thor!”
“You’re thor?”, she said. “Why, I’m tho thor, I can hardly pith!”
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, “Hello!”
Her face was beaming. He gave her that “who are you look,” and couldn’t remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. “Look,” she said “I’m really sorry but when I first saw you,I thought you were the father of one of my children,” and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, “What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can’t keep track of who fathers her children!” However, he was somewhat flattered that he might resemble one of her former lovers.Then again he got a little panicky.
“I don’t remember her,” he thought but, MAYBE….during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He sat in his car, holding his head in his hands, never realizing that she was his son’s second grade teacher.
Two nuns were hired to paint this room. They were in the room and the door was locked. The blinds were down over the windows and they were getting hot.They decided to get naked and paint so it would be easier. They heard a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
“Blind Man”
They figure he is blind it will be alright.
“Come on in.”
The guy walks in and says…
“Hey nice tits now where do you want these blinds?”