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Republicans vs Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

No Mystery

There’s no mystery about why the U.S. Supreme Court threw the Ten Commandments out of the courthouse.
You can’t engrave ‘thou shalt not steal’ or even ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’ and certainly not ‘thou shalt not lie’ on the walls inside a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.