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Eating between thanksgiving and christmas.

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says I want a turkey put on my right hip. The tattoo artist says ok and does the tattoo and she leaves. 

A couple of weeks later she comes back and says I want Santa clause put on my left hip. The artist says ok and does it. While she was getting her money out he says “maam can i ask you why you have Santa on one hip and a turkey on the other? 

The lady answered, ” so my husband will have something to eat in between thanksgiving and christmas.