An old man is sitting on a park bench when he see’s a small kid walking by carrying a roll of duct tape. Hey kid! what you gonna do with that duct tape? The kid answers im gonna catch me a duck. the old man snickers and replies, you cant catch a duck with duct tape. Yes i can the kid replies, and a few minutes later he walks by carrying a duck.

A little while later the same kid walks by carrying some chicken wire. The old man asks, what you gonna do with that chicken wire? The kid replies, im gonna catch me a chicken! Again the old man says, You cant catch a chicken with chicken wire. Yes I can. And a little while later the kid walks by carrying a chicken.

On his third trip by the kid is carrying some pussy willows.

The old man says, Wait!  im going with you.