Here are some 100% REAL quotes that our delightful president
George W. Bush uttered over the past few years:
“This is preservation month. I appreciate preservation. It’s
what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
-Speaking during “Perserverence Month” at a New Hampshire grade
school
“I know how hard it is to put food on your family.”
“This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and
uncertainty and potential mental losses.”
“We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just
like you like to be liked yourself.”
Georgie’s Daddy has had some interesting things to say, too:
“For seven and a half years, I’ve worked alongside President
Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. Had some sex…
uh… I mean, setbacks.”