Texas

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Canadas View

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Anchor Babies

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New Highway

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Cheap parking

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I wanna get screwed

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Poison Coffee

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Denice

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A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the Doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh No, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well that isnt so bad, what did he name the boy?

Doctor: Denephew…

Cant take the chance

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Boots

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